The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of
Boobs. In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her
30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After
50, they are like onions'.
Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, 'Mum, how many kinds of' willies 'are there?'.
The
mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through
three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and
hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
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